I Don't Understand This Story, But It Happens In a Place Called Raccoon Township [WTFriday]

A man living in Raccoon Township—the only place in America where everyone sneaks into everyone else's kitchens to steal food and trash the place wearing bandit masks—has been arrested by the police accused of hiding a listening device under his wife's bed. OH WHY, YOU ASK? More »

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